Can You Hear Me, Superman?

I read somewhere that you can tell a lot about aon the other hand, doesn't seem to create the same
person by finding out who her heroes are. I supposekind of heroes. It's true that Boadicea is a genuine
that's fairly obvious. Take Homer Simpson. It comesheroine, from the same mold as Wallace, but strictly
as no surprise to find out that his hero is Superman,speaking she was not English. She was the leader of
("If you are up there and can hear me, I just wantone of the Celtic tribes who fought the Romans
to say thank you for listening, Superman"). It occursbefore the Saxons came to Britain. In our day (more
to me that it ought to be possible to extend this ideaor less), Churchill was a great leader and hero, but he
to national heroes. This is probably a tired old idea,led the entire British nation, not just England. Besides,
used in seminars up and down the country, but mosthis mother was American...That really only leaves
of the things I know, I learnt after leaving school, soAlfred the Great and Nelson as English military heroes.
as far as I'm concerned this is new and original.If you ask English children what they know about
Anyone got a problem with that? Alright, let's try itAlfred they'll probably tell you that he burnt the
out. I'll just stick to countries that I feel linked to,cakes when he was left in charge of the kitchen,
either by blood, language or shared history and ideas,rather than that he was the country's last desperate
and I'll start with Scotland, since it's my home.Thehope of saving the Anglo-Saxon world from Viking
Scots, to coin a phrase, sure know how to pick 'em.tyranny.The English are traditionally suspicious of
Scottish heroes are sometimes unfortunate, verystrong military leaders. William the Conqueror, for
often tragic and always romantic, in the old sense.instance, was hated at the time, naturally enough,
Arguably the greatest Scots hero of all was Williambut that dislike still reverberates in the form of the
Wallace. More than anyone else he stands, in ScottishEnglish class system, now thankfully dying out. Or
hearts, for freedom and liberty. He had that rare andtake Edward 1st., who, at the time of William
precious ability, shared by a handful of leaders suchWallace, defeated Scots armies time after time and
as Alfred the Great, Nelson, Churchill, and in America,built massive castles across Wales, but is not
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Lincoln,regarded as a hero. Neither is Henry 5th., in spite of
to lift up a nation, to become its voice and spirit, notthe spin Shakespeare put on his exploits in France
through fear and oppression, the hallmark of theand his triumph, at odds of seven to one, at
tyrant, but by reflecting the will of the people.WallaceAgincourt.It's interesting to contrast the two
taught the nation that it could win against its mightyEnglishmen who helped to defeat Napoleon
neighbour to the south. Although essentially a brilliantBonaparte - Nelson and the Duke of Wellington. Both
guerrilla fighter, he defeated a major English army atwere brilliant strategists, both got results. Wellington
the Battle of Stirling Bridge. He was eventuallywas respected but not much liked, Nelson was
betrayed to the English, taken down to London andadored by the British public. Wellington was a rather
tortured and executed as a traitor, which he certainlyfrosty character, who treated his men with
was not. Unlike many prominent Scots, he had nevercontempt, while Nelson genuinly liked his men and
sworn allegiance to the English king, Edward 1st. Inwas concerned with reforming conditions in the fleet.
suffering a martyr's death Wallace became Scotland'sI think his affair with Lady Hamilton didn't do him any
first national hero, and paved the way for his ownharm either, as far as the public were concerned.Dick
personal hero, Robert the Bruce.The father ofWhittington is probably one of the best loved of
Robert de Brus was Anglo-Norman and his motherEnglish heroes. The story goes that as a poor boy
was the Celtic Countess of Carrick. He wasfrom the country he tried several times to make his
descended from King William the Lion. Through Brusfortune in London. When at last he gave up and
came the Royal House of Steward who producedheaded off for the sticks, he hadn't gone far before
the current British royal family. Robert the Bruce washe heard the bells of London - 'Bow Bells' - saying,
not always a dedicated patriot. He was a landowner"Turn again, Dick Whittington, three times Lord Mayor
on both sides of the border, equally at home in theof London". Back he went and became Lord Mayor
English and the Scottish court. Eventually he wasas the bells had forecast. Oh yes, and he had a cat.
forced to choose which side he was on. He choseThe reality is fairly close to the myth, but he was
the Scots cause and in 1314, at the Battle ofremembered at the time as a benefactor to the
Bannockburn he led them to victory over an Englishpoor and to charities.I think the hero that most
army twice their size. Bannockburn was the turningcompletely stands for English virtues,as perceived by
point in Scotland's struggle for independence. Fromthemselves, would have to be Robin Hood. Nobody
this time on there was no question but that theknows whether he really existed. Was he the Earl of
Scots were a separate and independent nation.FormalHuntingdon or possibly Sir Robin of Locksley? Most of
recognition of Scotland's rights was still required fromthe stories are set in mid-12th. century, when Richard
the Pope. A representative group of the Scottish1st was away at the Crusades. The modern Robin
nobility wrote to him in a famous letter known as theHood was popularised by Sir Walter Scott in
'Declaration of Arbroath', part of which went as'Ivanhoe', but in a way it doesn't really matter if he
follows:existed or not. He stands for freedom from
'For as long as there shall but one hundredoppression and the rights of the poor and vunerable,
of us remain alive we will never give consent toso it's right and proper that he should be England's
subjectmost popular hero.In moving across the Atlantic, it
ourselves to the domination of the English. For it isseems to me that Canada doesn't really go in for
notheroes, although I'm sure they exist. My own list
glory, it is not riches, neither is it honour, but it iswould start with Grey Owl, who pioneered an
libertyawareness of Canadian wildlife issues and was the
alone that we fight and contend for, which nofriend of the Ojibway. When he died in 1938 it was
honest man will lose but with his life.'One of therealized that he was not an Indian. In fact his name
most romantic, and at the same time tragic figures inwas Archie Belaney and he was from Hastings in
Scottish history was Mary, Queen of Scots. Mary hadEngland. Then there would be Lucy Maud
been brought up in France and returned to ScotlandMontgomery, who wrote Anne of Green Gables,
on succeeding to the throne in 1560. She waswhich was about her childhood on Prince Edward
eighteen years old, very attractive, impulsive andIsland. Finally I'd probably include White Fang and Joni
inexperienced in the machinations of Scottish courtMitchell as my personal favourites.Heroes are not in
life. Everything went well at first but when sheshort supply in America, in fact the making of
married her cousin, Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, herAmerica is a heroic story in itself. I can't say too
life changed and nothing ever went right for hermuch about American heroes; not because I don't
again. She soon became disillusioned with her husbandknow who they are, but because it's not for me to
and took a lover, an Italian called Riccio, who wassay what they mean to Americans. The earlier ones
murdered in front of her in her room, by her jealouswere, naturally, concerned with the forming of the
husband and others. It wasn't long before hernation - George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abe
husband was also assassinated. At this point poorLincoln, possibly Paul Revere. I think Davy Crockett
Mary seems to have lost the plot completely andcounts - 'King of the Wild Frontier', according to the
married the Earl of Bothwell, the man who wassong.Then there are the Native American heroes,
almost certainly involved in the murder of herSitting Bull, Geronimo and my favourite, Chief Joseph
husband.It must have been clear to her by now thatof the Nez Perce. Chief Joseph, with his band of 200
the only kind of luck she attracted was bad luck.warriors and 500 women and children, conducted one
After a few more set-backs she decided to headof the most brilliant retreats in American history. In
south to enlist help from her cousin, Elizabeth, Queenover three months this small, forlorn band fought off
of England. This proved to be a fatal mistake. Far2000 U.S. soldiers in four major battles and numerous
from helping her, Elizabeth had her arrested andskirmishes. They travelled 1400 miles and got to
imprisoned in a gloomy castle far to the north ofwithin forty miles of the Canadian border and
London and the English court. She remained Elizabeth'ssanctuary before being forced to give up. When he
prisoner for the rest of her life, some nineteen years,finally surrendered, Chief Joseph made this speech:'I
and was finally executed for 'treason' in 1587, whicham tired of fighting. Our chiefs are killed,
fate she met with great dignity.Probably the bestLooking Glass is dead, Tu-hul-hil-sote is dead.
known of Scotland's heroes is Bonnie Prince CharlieIt is the young men who say yes or no.
who raised the standard in Scotland for the JacobiteHe who lead the young men is dead.
cause. The name 'Jacobite' was a French version ofIt is cold and we have no blankets.
'James', i.e. the 'Old Pretender' James. Charles EdwardThe little children are freezing to death
Stuart was actually more Italian than Scottish andMy people - some of them have run away
was only in Scotland for less than a year. Histo the hills and have no blankets, no food.
campaign culminated in the disastrous battle ofNo-one knows where there are - perhaps freezing
Culloden in 1746, the last battle ever fought on Britishto death.
soil. Following the defeat of the Scots army, heI want to have time to look for my children and see
abandoned his followers and, with the help of thehow many
wonderful Flora MacDonald, fled the country, dressedof them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among
as a washerwoman. His undignified exit has alwaysthe dead.
reminded me of the story of Toad of Toad Hall, whoHear me, my chiefs, my heart is sick and sad.
also fled the law, dressed as a washerwoman. IFrom where the sun now stands I will fight
wonder if that's where Kenneth Graham got the idea.no more against the white man.
After all he was a Scot.The Jacobite army had atChief Joseph 1877Coming nearer to our own time,
one point struck deep into England, and in fact camethere is no doubt John Kennedy is an American hero,
to within a hundred miles of London, before turningand so, of course, is Martin Luther King, and I see no
back. The English, badly scared by the whole businessreason at all why the New York firefighters who
now did their best to destroy the Highland clanwere on duty on the day of the Twin Towers should
system by driving off the Highlanders cattle, burningnot qualify too.
their homes and banning the singing of gaelic songs,James Donaldson CollinsJames Donaldson Collins is an
the wearing of the kilt and other gaelic traditions - anartist and writer. He lives in the Highlands of Scotland
eerie precurser of the treatment meted out to thewith his wife, daughter and three dogs. His interests
northern Plains Indians in America after the Battle ofare conservation, history, science fiction, chess and
the Little Bighorn.So there you have Scotland'ssnooker. He also claims to play guitar like a ringing a
heroes, all tragic and all more or less in conflict withbell.
their powerful neighbour across the border. England,